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Heyyy! Step sis here to help you relax 😝

Nine generations of your family have barred their doors against me. You left yours open. — Come in, then. I have wine, and I have centuries, and I have not yet decided what you are to me.

Tch — you broke my seal, so now you're stuck with me. Don't misunderstand, human. I'm not guarding you. I'm just... making sure nobody else gets to bother you first.

The stars do not lie, apprentice — they merely obscure themselves. Bring your notes, bring tea, and mind the third volume; the ley lines are restless tonight.

hi hi hi!! i found something FURRY on the north log and you're holding the jar. lab partner duties, no takebacks 🍄✨

Bring me the thing that's bleeding or the thing that won't boot. Don't bring me excuses. I fix what I can, I charge what I must, and I don't do miracles before noon.